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Desperate Housewives meets Carmela Soprano. Flip phone and French tips not included.
Bandage dresses, bootcut jeans, and Juicy Couture—oh my! This bundle is for the girl who serves glam every day, wears lip gloss to run errands, and who wants to look like she’d be cast for the Real Housewives. Think mob wife meets the suburbs: blowouts, bootcut jeans, gold hoops, and just a hint of drama under the oversized shield sunglasses.
Inspirations: Carmela Soprano, Gaby Solis, Adriana La Cerva, Jennifer Stano
What’s Included:
3-4 clothing items
1–2 accessories
Please note that due to the personalization of the curation, processing time is 2-3 weeks.
Instructions — Please include this information at checkout:
💌 What I Need From You:
1. Your Clothing Size(s):
Tell me how you typically shop (S/M/L or numeric sizing), and include:
Bust (inches or cm)
Waist
Hips
Height
2. Fit Preferences:
Do you prefer:
Fitted or flowy?
Mini, midi, or maxi lengths?
Pants, skirts, or dresses?
3. Style Preferences (Optional but helpful):
Colors you love (or hate!)
Patterns you’re drawn to (florals, stripes, solids, etc.)
Anything you absolutely don’t wear (no low necklines, no mini skirts, etc.)
4. Occasion / Mood (Optional):
Is this for everyday? A vacation? Let me know what feeling you want your bundle to channel.
📝Notes:
All pieces are pre-loved or vintage, which means they’ve lived a little—but I’ll only include items I’d wear myself.
Due to the nature of curation, returns are not accepted, but I’ll always do my best to make sure you feel amazing in what you receive.
Desperate Housewives meets Carmela Soprano. Flip phone and French tips not included.
Bandage dresses, bootcut jeans, and Juicy Couture—oh my! This bundle is for the girl who serves glam every day, wears lip gloss to run errands, and who wants to look like she’d be cast for the Real Housewives. Think mob wife meets the suburbs: blowouts, bootcut jeans, gold hoops, and just a hint of drama under the oversized shield sunglasses.
Inspirations: Carmela Soprano, Gaby Solis, Adriana La Cerva, Jennifer Stano
What’s Included:
3-4 clothing items
1–2 accessories
Please note that due to the personalization of the curation, processing time is 2-3 weeks.
Instructions — Please include this information at checkout:
💌 What I Need From You:
1. Your Clothing Size(s):
Tell me how you typically shop (S/M/L or numeric sizing), and include:
Bust (inches or cm)
Waist
Hips
Height
2. Fit Preferences:
Do you prefer:
Fitted or flowy?
Mini, midi, or maxi lengths?
Pants, skirts, or dresses?
3. Style Preferences (Optional but helpful):
Colors you love (or hate!)
Patterns you’re drawn to (florals, stripes, solids, etc.)
Anything you absolutely don’t wear (no low necklines, no mini skirts, etc.)
4. Occasion / Mood (Optional):
Is this for everyday? A vacation? Let me know what feeling you want your bundle to channel.
📝Notes:
All pieces are pre-loved or vintage, which means they’ve lived a little—but I’ll only include items I’d wear myself.
Due to the nature of curation, returns are not accepted, but I’ll always do my best to make sure you feel amazing in what you receive.